So we went to a new dentist today and overall the experience was great. Unlike our previous dental experience in California our existence was acknowledged and we weren't treated like snake poop. But I came across some odd illustrations in the childrens books in the waiting area.
First you've got an old book about daddies that compares animal dads to human dads (and everyone of them except the one I'm showing have beards or mustaches or smoke pipes for some reason) and it seemed a normal read until I hit the page about sledding. Apparently it's common for snowman to be assaulted with glasswares and then run through with one of their own appendages.
Then there's this chubby puppy who gets hosed by lightning...
...and then suckles butterflies? okay.
